Andrew Joseph thinks he’s funnier than he is, but at least he is funnier than most people. See?
He was born in London, UK, raised in Toronto, Canada, and cavorted in Ohtawara, Japan for three years from parents born in India. You might think it makes him confused as to his own identity, but he knows he’s just a writer named Andrew.
Can you imagine being a Brown guy whose Japan-issued Canadian passport shows him to be born in England? Neither could Customs. He understood their confusion, however, even as they brought out the rubber gloves.
He has a neutral North American accent and is quite adept at figuring out where people are from – even in countries that have multiple accents within their own private Idaho. He has never said “eh” except to amuse his American friends.
He is 55 (when the heck did that happen?), married (when the heck did that happen?), has a 14-year-old son (when the heck did that happen?), and since he began this blog over seven years ago (?!), he is with his third cat (don’t ask – it depresses him). He has a more talented younger brother (how the heck did that happen? Oh yeah… he actually tried in school) who won an Emmy for writing a kid’s animated program.
He used to be taller and had hair down past the middle of his back. He is very vain about his hair, and hates what Time is doing to it now. He hates how he has to wear glasses to read and write – especially when he has had to wear contact lenses just to see for the past several decades. Damn those Hardy Boys for making him read in the dark as a child.
He has over 35,000 comic books and a thousand pioneer aviation-related tobacco cards – all of which his wife would like to see sold. He also likes to build LEGO dioramas (usually with a Japanese theme), and coaches kid’s baseball and hockey (and had previously coached girl’s/women’s soccer for 10 years, including his college’s team back when he was still a journalism student).
And, lest you think he’s just a nerd-jock, he used to teach piano and clarinet and can play all brass, woodwinds and keyboards… so he’s a multi-talented nerd-jock. He blames his musical ability on his uncle who was the conductor of the New Delhi Symphony Orchestra as well as the Indian Army. While Andrew enjoyed teaching music, he never enjoyed playing it.
It appears as though he likes teaching, which may also explain why he writes blogs but never purposely tries to monetize them.
He is a university and college graduate, and was the first college student in Canada to get into the Toronto Star Summer Internship Program, which in his mind he still thinks is a pretty big deal, which is why he demanded it be included here.
He also went to Japan to teach junior high school English as an assistant English teacher on the JET (Japan Exchange & Teaching) Programme on a one-year contract, and liked it enough to stay for three years. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, but definitely the best of times. He wrote all about it (he kept a diary for every day he was there) in a blog for 10 years. He pulls no punches, even if it makes himself look bad – which would be admirable if he didn’t insist on mentioning that fact here. He did shut it down, though, after garnering nearly 4 million hits.
He seems to enjoy writing, and while not so good at editing himself, he is quite good at editing others. But he really does enjoy writing. He even wrote an adult’s-only blog providing tips and data – but not under his own name, of course. No… despite it hitting 1-million views in just over a year, he got bored and erased it from the Internet. And, if he had any regrets, he would regret erasing it from the Internet. But he has no regrets, so he doesn’t. But if he did…
He would like to perform a comedic (?) 8-part one-man stage show he wrote, complete with voices and the such, but he lacks the self-confidence to do so… which may be why he really enjoys writing in the 3rd person. Idiot.
He has written hundreds of articles for various industrial magazines and its website, as well as authoring over 25 independent comic book stories, and claims he hates writing in the 3rd person (but he secretly likes it as he thinks it makes him sound smart, which he isn’t). He also hates having to write this crap that no one will ever read (well… maybe a few people read this diatribe, which makes him happy).
He wants to do more writing – for money, though. Contact him if you require help in making your website read better (especially those for whom English is not your native language), need data written for your website or LinkedIn or ghostwritten for any magazines. He can write about any topic. Hey… he has no real knowledge about airplanes, but has learned as he continues to write about the glorious WWI and earlier history of aviation. Don’t let his sense of humor dissuade you. He’s really quite smart, even if he won’t say so himself.
And, should you read this and believe you have solved him, know that he has plenty more to say, but feels he should shut up and keep an air of mystery about him.